incredible how my happiness and self confidence decreased along with the alcohol levels on my blood
if he’s creepy, don’t go. if he’s just meh, might as well go out for the hell of it (:
ye im just gonna go for the hell of it, just to have fun i guess
I’m not feeling this thursday date though
we both have hot dates on the same day that we’re both are not sure about i don’t know if that’s funny or depressing
its not because you agreed to date that you gotta kiss. you can go have a drink see if he’s aight and if he aint then well bye bye hunky dude
yes that’s super true, except its been two years since i last had sex and it seems like such a waste not to have sex with the first hot person who asks
hmmm im starting to have second thoughts about the date i scored with that hot guy, i kinda forgot that im a lesbian
trying to read with a vibrator inside
Here is the video, for anyone curious.
I have to reblog this again bc I just watched the video and I think it’s one of the most perfect things I have ever seen
ok this is a weird reblog from me but OMG HER FACES ARE JUST SO CUTE
She’s trying SO HARD to take the reading part seriously and focus but all her lady bits are having a party and she is just so precious my god
also her facial expressions are pretty good for happy/cute/fluff smut references. My favorite are the last two. PRECIOUS.
I thought it was a joke, then went to the link, then was amazed.
I love love LOVE this series! Haha
stoya is just the cutest.
(also “all her lady bits are having a party” - i lol’d.)
- watch the video where this is from
- all the other ‘hysterical literature’ videos
- other hysterical photosets: stoya, danielle, alicia, teresa, stormy
not with the girls on the video ahahah they’re my super straight friends
just with a dude i know, really boring, but a hottie, and im hoping to score some no-strings-attached fricklings
some dude i met this summer, he asked me out for coffe, he’s super hot but really boring and my aim here is to fuck and ditch because i’m an awful person :>
Hes a chivalrous dapper gentleman, bitches and whores.
im so fucking wet