I do in fact look like I was beaten with a golf club
Am fine now, thanks, even though the water from my bath is getting a little cold
someone just submitted a picture of their hands asking how does one know if they have gay hands
just look at Heather’s.
short fingernails and long ass fingers. bonus points for veiny-ness
…and also the hot bubbly bath I am in right in this very moment, tumbling from my iphone.
I was just sad because i fell from my bike and my everything hurts and there is a bruise on my beautiful face and i can’t even anything because nobody ever taught me how to draw things and i suck.
Also, i’m high on painkillers.
I am gonna draw everyone i got until this very moment, but it will take me some time, so be patient.
I am gonna do it tho.
Because I am depressed.
Go to my fucking ask box.
Ask me a fucking brittana drawing.
Before i hang myself.
Here is how this archive will play out. This master post will be updated and you will be able to access this from the side bar of Faberry & Brittana tumblr page. In the master post I will link the individual stories’ reviews, summary, and link pages. I will devote a post to each story so that I can give it the proper attention that it deserves. NOTE: I do encourage you to read at least one chapter of a story. My opinions are exactly that, mine. I form them with great thought and judgement on the story. Some may say I am too hard on a story, but to be honest, I am looking for quality.
I will review each story primary based on:
- Characteristics: Are the characters staying true to the show or (at least) have similar characteristics?
- Plot: Is the story well written and stays on track?
- Attention Grabbing: How much does it keep the reader’s attention?
- (Depending on length) How well does the story flow over the chapters?
Each story will be rated 1-10 (10 being the best) in each of these categories. Stories that show an excellent amount of quality will have [Reviewer’s Choice] next to it. These stories tend to be the best of the crop.
Here are the basic outline for how each review will be written. I would love to have everyone’s review over if this works or is there something better. Also, I am ALWAYS looking for more recommendations for fanfictions. Also all fanfictions will be tagged #fanfiction for easier findings.
- Attention Grabbing:
————————————- Faberry Fanfiction [Rating in Brackets]———————————-
- Secret Admirer 
- Should Have Asked for Directions  [Reviewer’s Choice]
- Somewhere After Midnight  [Reviewer’s Choice]
- Chains of Love 
- Threads of Maybes and Might Have Beens 
- It’s Not Like I Wanted This to Happen 
- Deus Ex Machina [god in the machine]  [Reviewer’s Choice]
- Beautiful When You Don’t Cry [8.5]
————————————- Brittana Fanfiction [Rating in Brackets]———————————-
- I See You [7.5]
- Music Box [8.5]
- Influence [9.5]
- Random Acts[5.5]
- Put On A Happy Face 
- I Can’t Make You Love Me [9.5]
- Save Me [9.5]
- They Say Bad Things Happen For A Reason 
- A Very Merry Christmas (Mature) [6.5]
- What The Hell [6.7]
- I Got You Babe [6.5]
- Breaking Things 
- Forever Sounds Pretty Good 
- Color  [Reviewer’s Choice]
- Science of Fear [8.75]
- Memories of Yesterday 
- Second Chances 
- Brittany’s Diary 
- Fight For Her 
- Extra Shot At Love 
- God Knows Even Angels Fall 
- Starts With Goodbye 
- Mischances, Stances and Stolen Glances 
- Taking the Long Way [Reviewer’s Choice]
Fanfictions written by reviewer:
Brittany is the first girl Santana had ever kissed.
If I will ever have a lucid dream I am going to spy on brittana having sex.
I regret nothing.