the nope is strong in this one

I do in fact look like I was beaten with a golf club

Add some hot water. Also, whatever you do, don’t drop your iPhone!

no worries, my iphone is an unbreakable bitch

gayerthanyou:

someone just submitted a picture of their hands asking how does one know if they have gay hands

just look at Heather’s.

short fingernails and long ass fingers. bonus points for veiny-ness

Stop it

…and also the hot bubbly bath I am in right in this very moment, tumbling from my iphone.
I was just sad because i fell from my bike and my everything hurts and there is a bruise on my beautiful face and i can’t even anything because nobody ever taught me how to draw things and i suck.
Also, i’m high on painkillers.
Hi.

I am gonna draw everyone i got until this very moment, but it will take me some time, so be patient.
I am gonna do it tho.
Pinkie promise!

Because I am depressed.

Go on.

Go to my fucking ask box.

Ask me a fucking brittana drawing.

Before i hang myself.

faberrybrittanafics:

Here is how this archive will play out. This master post will be updated and you will be able to access this from the side bar of Faberry & Brittana tumblr page. In the master post I will link the individual stories’ reviews, summary, and link pages. I will devote a post to each story so that I can give it the proper attention that it deserves. NOTE: I do encourage you to read at least one chapter of a story. My opinions are exactly that, mine. I form them with great thought and judgement on the story. Some may say I am too hard on a story, but to be honest, I am looking for quality.

I will review each story primary based on:

• Characteristics: Are the characters staying true to the show or (at least) have similar characteristics?
• Plot: Is the story well written and stays on track?
• Attention Grabbing: How much does it keep the reader’s attention?
• (Depending on length) How well does the story flow over the chapters?

Each story will be rated 1-10 (10 being the best) in each of these categories. Stories that show an excellent amount of quality will have [Reviewer’s Choice] next to it. These stories tend to be the best of the crop.

Here are the basic outline for how each review will be written. I would love to have everyone’s review over if this works or is there something better. Also, I am ALWAYS looking for more recommendations for fanfictions. Also all fanfictions will be tagged #fanfiction for easier findings.

Title:

Author:

URL:

Summary:

Sample:

Length:

Genre:

Personal rating:

• Characteristics:
• Plot:
• Attention Grabbing:
• Overall:

————————————- Faberry Fanfiction [Rating in Brackets]———————————-

1. Secret Admirer [10]
2. Should Have Asked for Directions [10] [Reviewer’s Choice]
3. Somewhere After Midnight [10] [Reviewer’s Choice]
4. Chains of Love [10]
5. Threads of Maybes and Might Have Beens [10]
6. It’s Not Like I Wanted This to Happen [10]
7. Deus Ex Machina [god in the machine] [10] [Reviewer’s Choice]
8. Beautiful When You Don’t Cry [8.5]

————————————- Brittana Fanfiction [Rating in Brackets]———————————-

1. I See You [7.5]
2. Music Box [8.5]
3. Influence [9.5]
4. Random Acts[5.5]
5. Put On A Happy Face [8]
6. I Can’t Make You Love Me [9.5]
7. Save Me [9.5]
8. They Say Bad Things Happen For A Reason [10]
9. A Very Merry Christmas (Mature) [6.5]
10. What The Hell [6.7]
11. I Got You Babe [6.5]
12. Breaking Things [9]
13. Forever Sounds Pretty Good [9]
14. Color [10000000]  [Reviewer’s Choice]
15. Science of Fear [8.75]
16. Memories of Yesterday [10]
17. Second Chances [8]
18. Brittany’s Diary [8]
19. Fight For Her [9]
20. Extra Shot At Love [7]
21. God Knows Even Angels Fall [8]
22. Starts With Goodbye [9]
23. Mischances, Stances and Stolen Glances [10]
24. Taking the Long Way [Reviewer’s Choice]

Fanfictions written by reviewer:

Dead Hearts

afterlaughs:

Brittany is the first girl Santana had ever kissed.

If I will ever have a lucid dream I am going to spy on brittana having sex.
I regret nothing.