methlabrador: in 3 short years kids who were born in 2000 will be 15 and that is the most horrifying thing ive realized in a long long time
katpissnevernude: babyminaj: HELL TO THE MOTHA FUCKIN YA GIRL GET IT #I FEEL ABOUT 100X GAYER AFTER THIS
ok my new drawing is proceeding alright,
but jeez how do you shade babies, like, HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THE FLUFFINESS AND DELICIOUS PLUMPINESS AND LITTLE BABY WRINKLES AND ALL THOSE ADORABLE DIMPLES IN THE KNUCKLES AND ELBOWS AND KNEES I MEAN WHY DO THEY HAVE SO MANY DIMPLES THEY ARE PERFECT BUT OMG HOW DO YOU DRAW THEM i love babies
Women who are too sexual aren’t taken seriously, and women who aren’t sexual...– (via ceedling)
Even bad wolves can be good: gwnstacy: I’d... →
gwnstacy: I’d apologize for posting about the olympics except fuck that. The olympics is the only global festival in the world and if you don’t have pride in your country, at least be proud of your planet and the fact that we’re able to come together every two years to share and celebrate…
imthedad: fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once
The moment you use your cellphone as a light when...
laugh-addict: You will laugh here!
Oh, you found me paparazzi.
dancing-under-the-napkin: So, it’s time to seduce you.
youbetter-runlike-thedevil: stormpooper: zooeyclairedeschanel: stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even believe in urself is that a lawn mower flying no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams
Reblog if you DON'T ship Finchel...
gorgeousladydi: I wanna prove that Finchel doesn’t rule this
Am i the only one who regretted joining the dark brotherhood when you have to kill the bride at her own wedding, like, i still did it but i felt so bad and I hated Astrid so much when she gave me that mission
it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
gayerthanjew: skateon-and-keepcalm: according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr More like 18 hours a day. #more like 2.5 hours every 2.5 hours
lord of the flies in a nutshell
ralph: we need a fire
ralph: guys we need a fire
ralph: we really need a fire guys
ralph: a fire
ralph: WE NEED ONE
jack: i have a better idea let's kill everything
goodson: HOW DO I LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM INTERESTED IN KISSING THEM
cosmo tip #293
expertcosmotips: have you ever fuckign seen a penis ew
Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
I just found a micromachine in my brothers’s room, and without even realizing it i started making it fly in the air making swooshing noises. I dont know if it was a childhood backlash or if I just never grow up.