Apparently my mom’s operation went smoothly, i don’t know the details yet but i think she’s gonna be okay now? I’m so relieved :’)
I feel the need to boast.
imma put it under a cut tho because i feels like these things are frowned upon here.
that’s it tho
i’m done with my crush on the sexy librarian girl
i mean
if she remains unfazed by my cute lil’baby dyke charms,
she’s either straight or in a relationship (or both)
so i’m over it.
so yesterday i was at my study-help- center- thingy and I had just finished copying my notes and i was bored so i made paper ships from the scraps notes and i had a whole army of ships and I named them like my OTPs, like I actually wrote mt brittana, mt faberry, mt rosemary and mt femshep/liara and so on on the paper ships with a red sharpie
and then my fucking crush walked into the room just as I was throwing little paper balls at my ships whilst saying “my ships can’t sink!”
and i really hope she has a tumblr or i won’t ever get into her pants
Seriously guise i just lost another 2 kilos even tho i am eating like a cow… I’m starting to get seriously worried, should i see a doctor about this?!
so…
for my 18 birthday my parents got me this BEAUTIFUL box of very, very, very expensive professional watercolors and a bunch of soft, shiny, insanely costly marten brushes…
… and i don’t have any idea how to do watercolors.
Like, not to save my life.
My “best friend” is a fucking cunt lol fuck her. Unless she has a fucking good excuse, we’re done this time i swear
I was minding my businnes and quietly reading porn on my iphone during a school assembly when a bunch of wild freshmen girls suddenly appeared and started screaming an chatting and leering at boys and i am like: “jfc gurls calm yer tits and keep your hetero at bay 0_ó”
